CERTIFICATION OF PROFESSIONAL INACTION
Level 6: Expert Procrastinator
Congratulations, you've managed to avoid responsibility for over 6 months! You've mastered the art of doing nothing.
- Completed 3 consecutive coffee-fueled marathons
- Set a new record for most hours spent browsing cat videos
- Achieved a 100% failure rate on all tasks and deadlines
Disclaimer: These credentials are entirely fictional and not officially recognized by any reputable institution. Procrastination is not a real skill, and actual achievements are not guaranteed. Do not attempt to use these credentials in the real world, as it may lead to disappointment and regret.