The Ultimate Guide to Binging: A Step-by-Step Guide

Techniques for Achieving True Relaxation and Productivity (Sort of)

Introduction

Binging, as a discipline, requires dedication, patience, and a strong sense of apathy towards productivity. It's a delicate balance of doing nothing in the most creative ways possible.

Technique 1: The Art of Channel Surfing

Channel surfing: the lost art of mindlessly scrolling through TV channels, only to find nothing of interest, yet somehow still feeling fulfilled.

Technique 2: The Joy of Infinite Scrolling

Infinite scrolling: when you find a great video, but the ads just won't load.

Technique 3: The Binge-Watching Phenomenon

When you're so invested in your show, you forget what day it is, what time it is, and what day of the week it is.

Remember, the key to binging is not about the content, but about the experience.

And, honestly, about the snacks.