THE NEO-BRUNALIST MANIFESTO

For all those who dare to be different, who reject the bland, who crave the bold and the ugly

Article 1: The Right to be Ugly

We, the Neo-Brunalists, demand the freedom to express ourselves without the constraints of good taste. We refuse to be bound by the shackles of minimalism, of subtlety, of elegance. We are a force of nature, a tsunami of ugliness crashing against the shores of the mundane.

Article 2: The Right to be Loud

We, the Neo-Brunalists, assert our right to be loud, to be obnoxious, to be a nuisance. We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored. We will be heard, we will be seen, and we will be LOUDER THAN THE REST.

Article 3: The Right to be Bizarre

We, the Neo-Brunalists, proudly declare our right to be bizarre, to be unexpected, to be unorthodox. We will not be bound by the rules of society, we will not be held back by the chains of convention. We will be a force to be reckoned with, a force that will LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS.

Read Section 1: The Right to be Ugly Read Section 2: The Right to be Loud Read Section 3: The Right to be Bizarre Read the Appendix: The Right to be Unapologetic