THE NEURO-UTOPIAN MANIFESTO

In a world where the skies are perpetually on fire and the oceans are made of Jell-O, we, the Neuro-Utopians, have created a society where the only thing more abundant than desperation is irony.

Our manifesto is a collection of the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly ridiculous ideas we've ever had, and we're willing to share them with the world!

Section 2: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

In our utopia, we've perfected the art of doing nothing, and we're proud of it prophets of procrastination. We've built a society where the phrase "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" is a badge of honor.

Join us, and learn the secrets of doing absolutely nothing, while doing absolutely everything. It's a paradox that's sure to blow your mind!

Read more about Section 3: The Science of Napping, or check out our manifesto manifesto manifesto.