Section 3: The Unapologetic Manifesto

Subverting the Status Quo since 2019

A Declaration of Intentions, or a List of Grievances?

The following is a list of grievances, because let's face it, we're all just a bunch of complainers.

• We demand more cat videos, because who doesn't love a good cat?
• We refuse to acknowledge the existence of 'normal people', because let's be real, they're just not that interesting
• The pursuit of happiness is overrated, but we still want it, because happiness is just an excuse for doing nothing

And that's it. That's all we have to say. Oh wait, there's more.

The Aftermath, where we explain it all away

The End