Section 5: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Perfection
Subpage 1: Ironing the Unironable
As we stand at the threshold of a new era, we must not be deterred by the mundane. We must iron our pants, our shirts, and even our feelings. The time for subtlety is over. It's time to take a stand, to take a steamer, and to take the iron.
Read on for more of our manifesto.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our subpage 2 for a treatise on the art of ironing your socks.