The Hospital Paradox Study 2: More Confusion and Chaos

Study Overview

Building on our groundbreaking research in The Hospital Paradox Study 1, our team dove deeper into the mysteries of medical confusion.

We surveyed 500 patients, asking them to describe their symptoms and medical history. The results were... interesting.

• 44% reported experiencing 'chronic confusion' despite no known medical conditions.
• 27% claimed to have 'seen the doctor' but couldn't remember who the doctor was.
• 19% reported 'symptoms' that only appeared when they were alone.

Conclusion

The data suggests that hospital confusion is a real and pressing issue.

We recommend further research, possibly involving a team of expert 'confusion specialists'.