Welcome to the cryptic writings of a person who's really not here anymore.
It's a bit of a mystery how I ended up writing this, but here's a bit of my story:
I used to be a renowned author, with a bestseller or two under my belt. But then, one day, I vanished.
Some say I was kidnapped by aliens. Others claim I was abducted by a_goals (that's a real thing, don't @ me).
But the truth is much more mundane: I just got tired of writing about the same old plot twists.
ประกSo, here's what I've been up to since my disappearance:
Chapter 1: The Great Vanishing Act
Chapter 2: The Alien Abduction Conspiracy
Chapter 3: The Reality Check
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try The Lost Pages, where you get to write the ending yourself.