In a shocking twist on the traditional pizza paradigm, the pineapple's presence on a pie has sparked debate among the culinary and philosophical elite. Is it a travesty, a triumph, or simply a tasty topping?
Explore the illogical yet delicious union of sweet and savory
Discover how the pineapple represents the fragility of life and the inevitability of toppings
Meet the author, a renowned expert in Pizza-ontology
Disclaimer: This treatise is not responsible for any subsequent existential crises.