On the Absurdity of Flavor Profiles: A Pineapple Pizza Treatise

In a shocking turn of events, the flavor profile of pineapple pizza has become an existential crisis for the modern consumer. Is it sweet and savory, or a travesty upon the good name of pizza? Let us explore the depths of this abyss.

Chapter 1: The Hamhocky Conundrum

Chapter 2: The Ham-Steak Paradox

Appendix: The Ultimate Answer