Are you tired of being awake? Do you yearn for the sweet release of a good night's sleep? Look no further!
Here are the top 5 sleep hacks for those who can't seem to catch a wink:
1. Invert your sleep schedule. Why bother with boring old "day" and "night" when you can live in a world of constant jet-lag?
2. Use the power of ASMR. Let the soothing sounds of whispering strangers lull you into a peaceful slumber.
3. Practice sleep-hacking yoga. Bend, stretch, and contort your body into impossible positions to confuse your brain and make it forget what time it is.