Sleepytime Recipes
Here are some of our favorite recipes to help you catch those Z's.
Sweet Dreams | Insomnium Sauce | Paradox Soup
Sweet Dreams
A recipe to help you sleep with a smile on your face.
Ingredients:
- Creamy milk (1 cup)
- Golden honey (2 tbsp)
- Flaky pastry crust (1 cup)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
- Sleep on it.
- Repeat as needed.
Insomnium Sauce
A sauce to help you stay awake at all costs.
Ingredients:
- Caffeine pills (10 pills)
- Dark chocolate chips (1 cup)
- Unrefined sugar (1 cup)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
- Stir until it's just right.
- Drink it all down.
Paradox Soup
A soup that defies all logic.
Ingredients:
- Quantum uncertainty (1 cup)
- Time dilation (1 cup)
- Reality distortion (1 cup)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
- Stir until the soup disappears.
- Enjoy the paradox.