Welcome to the most dangerous hobby in the world! In this section, we'll cover the art of juggling three knives while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It's a challenge not for the faint of heart!
Learn how to properly grip, hold, and not-stab yourself.
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1. Hold the knife like you mean it. 2. Don't hold it like you mean it. 3. Hold it like you're trying not to hold it at all.
Master the art of tossing and catching knives while reciting iambic pentameter.
Add the extra challenge of juggling three knives while riding a unicycle. Don't forget to recite your favorite Shakespearean sonnet!
You've made it this far! Now, go practice your new skills in front of a mirror and shout "To be or not to be, that is the question!" while juggling three knives. Don't say we didn't warn you.
The Knife Juggling Olympics are coming up! Get ready to compete with the world's greatest knife jugglers!