That Thing with the Knives: The Great Debate

Is It Art or Is It Just a Bunch of Knives Stuck in a Hole?

For centuries, the debate has raged on about whether "That Thing with the Knives" is a legitimate work of art or just a bunch of knives stuck in a hole in the wall. Some say it's a masterpiece, while others claim it's just a prank gone wrong.

Pro-Thingers

The Pro-Thingers argue that "That Thing with the Knives" is a commentary on the human condition, a reflection of our collective anxieties and fears. They point to the way the knives seem to be leering at us, like the very fabric of our reality is about to tear apart.

Anti-Thingers

The Anti-Thingers, on the other hand, claim that "That Thing with the Knives" is just a bunch of knives stuck in a hole in the wall. They point to the fact that it's not even, like, good art or anything.

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