As we hurtle through the wormhole of time, the humble sandwich has evolved into a being of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
Behold, the future of sandwiches:
- The Sandwich 0.8: A fusion of quantum physics and culinary arts, where the laws of thermodynamics are defied by the sheer power of the fillings.
- The Sandwich 1.0: A sleek, minimalist design that has been optimized for maximum efficiency, using only the finest, lab-grown meats.
- The Sandwich 2.0: A behemoth of flavor and texture, with a dash of artificial intelligence that adjusts to your every craving.
- The Sandwich 3.0: The ultimate convergence of human ingenuity and robotic precision, where the boundaries between man and machine are blurred by the sheer power of the mayonnaise.
Which one will you choose?
(Note: Not responsible for any temporal paradoxes caused by the selection of the wrong sandwich.)