Chapter 1: The Utopian Lifestyle

Step 1: Wake up, stretch, and smile at the sun. It's always sunny in Utopia.

Step 2: Eat a bowl of Utopian oatmeal with fresh berries. The perfect breakfast, every time.

Step 3: Spend your day volunteering, meditating, or simply enjoying the sweet serenity of Utopia.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're ready for the next level.

Continue to Level 2: Advanced Utopian Techniques

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Achieve your full potential. Utopia has no concept of 'goals'.

Just be the best version of yourself, every day. No pressure, no stress.

Unless, of course, you're trying to be better than someone else. In that case, you'll need to read Chapter 2.

Learn more about the Utopian Philosophy of Non-Comparison

Chapter 3: Utopia's Most Wanted

The Utopian Police Department is always on the lookout for the most elusive crimes:

  1. Overthinking. It's a crime in Utopia.
  2. Underachievement. We don't have time for that.
  3. Lateness. Just do it already!
Meet the Utopian PD: The Heroes of Happiness