Utopia in a Box: Subscription Agreement

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We, the Utopia in a Box Corporation, will provide you with a box that contains:

• A selection of beige, unflavored rice crackers
• A packet of generic, mass-produced instant coffee
• A small, used tissue

And a 100% satisfaction guarantee (not really)

Terms and Conditions are available on our website, because we're not actually providing you with anything useful.

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