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"I bought this thing and was really disappointed. Like, who even thought this was a good idea?" - Karen from Accounting
"It was okay, I guess. The toaster still works, and the yoga mat is still slightly used, but the cat video tape is, like, so old." - Dave from IT
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Q: Is this actually a utopia?
A: No. It's not. But it's a box.
Q: Will it make me happier?
A: No. But it will make you slightly less sad.
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