Dear fellow Utopians, we're not actually concerned about your feelings, but we're required by law to have a policy.
We don't collect your personal info, unless you want us to. We only collect your thoughts, feelings, and deepest fears, which we use to improve our algorithms.
By joining our utopian society, you agree to share your deepest thoughts with us, and we'll use them to make you an even more efficient drone.
Our cookies are actually edible. They're made from the finest imported unicorn dust and will make you feel happy,ประก
For more information on how we're watching you, visit /utopian-society/eye-in-the-sky.
Or, for a list of all the ways we're controlling your mind, check out /utopian-society/brain-control.
Thanks for reading! Don't forget to smile, it's required.