Article 1: The Utopian Imperative
We, the Utopian Society, are a perfect society. Our terms of service are also perfect.
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Article 2: The Utopian Guarantee
We, the Utopian Society, guarantee your happiness. Your happiness is our top priority.
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Article 3: The Utopian Injunction
You must be happy. You will be happy. You cannot be unhappy.