The Bouncer's Discretion: Rules of Engagement

As a bouncer of discerning taste, it's only fitting that you know the rules.

• Rule 1: Don't Be a Douchebag

  Don't be that guy. The one who thinks they own the place. Newsflash: you don't own the place. You're just here for the beer pong tournament.

  Learn more about Beer Pong Protocol.

• Rule 2: Respect the Dance Floor

  Don't be that guy who spins on the dance floor. Unless you're actually spinning, in which case, go for it. But don't expect to get invited back.

  Read the Dance Floor Etiquette.

• Rule 3: Don't Be a Bouncer Hater

  Don't be that guy who thinks the bouncer is the worst thing since sliced bread. We're just trying to make sure you're having fun (not too much fun).

  Learn more about why we're the real MVPs.

Remember, these are just guidelines. But don't say we didn't warn you.

Take a look at our Discretionary Actions page for more rules.