Actual Side Effects of Brain Fertilizer

Side Effects You Should Know

Warning: Using Brain Fertilizer may cause:

1. Excessive Idea Generation

Your brain will suddenly become a font of creativity and innovation. Be careful not to overflow with brilliant ideas that may never come to fruition.

Learn how to contain your creativity

2. Uncontrollable Laughing Spasms

The sudden influx of new ideas and perspectives may cause spontaneous outbursts of laughter. Be prepared for awkward social situations.

Get help for laughing fits

3. Irreversible Brain Expansion

Your brain will grow exponentially in size, requiring a new wardrobe and frequent adjustments to your furniture.

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4. Involuntary Dance Parties

Your brain will start to generate disco music playlists on repeat, forcing you to host spontaneous dance parties in the middle of the day.

Find ways to silence your brain's disco