Warning: Using Brain Fertilizer may cause:
Your brain will suddenly become a font of creativity and innovation. Be careful not to overflow with brilliant ideas that may never come to fruition.
Learn how to contain your creativityThe sudden influx of new ideas and perspectives may cause spontaneous outbursts of laughter. Be prepared for awkward social situations.
Get help for laughing fitsYour brain will grow exponentially in size, requiring a new wardrobe and frequent adjustments to your furniture.
Buy brain-expansion-friendly furnitureYour brain will start to generate disco music playlists on repeat, forcing you to host spontaneous dance parties in the middle of the day.
Find ways to silence your brain's disco