Brain Fertilizer Side Effects List: The Unfortunate Consequences of a Well-Read Book

Side Effects of Prolonged Exposure to a Good Book

1. Sudden and Uncontrollable Urge to Discuss - Your friends will hate you for it.
2. Increased Tolerance for Uncomfortable Seating - You'll find yourself reading in the most unlikely of places.
3. Unrelenting Fear of Missing Out on the Next Chapter - Your sleep schedule will suffer.
4. Irreversible Damage to Your Social Life - Your significant other will question your priorities.
5. Involuntary Swooning Over a Good Plot Twist - You might need a pillow.

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