Step 1: Gather Materials

Collect 3 gallons of radioactive waste water, 2 pounds of crushed glass, and 1 vial of unicorn tears. Don't worry, they're not real.

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• Wear a hazmat suit.
• Don't touch anything.
• Call a priest.

Remember, you're doing this for the apocalypse.

Step 2: Mix the Ingredients

Combine the radioactive waste water, crushed glass, and unicorn tears in a large, lead-lined bucket. Stir counterclockwise while reciting the ancient incantation of 'Brews of Doom'.

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• Don't spill, or you'll ruin the whole operation.
• Don't inhale, or you'll ruin the whole you.
• Don't think, or you'll realize this is all pointless.

Step 3: Wait for the Apocalypse.

This is the hardest part.

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