For the discerning bro with a penchant for the complex and esoteric, we've compiled a list of advanced bro-romance topics.
1. The Art of Subtle Insults - Learn how to convey your displeasure without actually hurting someone's feelings.
2. The Science of Bro-Code Optimization - Discover the most efficient ways to text someone while appearing nonchalant.
3. The Geometry of Eye Contact - Master the ancient art of maintaining eye contact without actually looking into someone's eyes.
4. The Physics of Prolonged Silence - Understand the laws of motion that govern a conversation's duration.
5. The Philosophy of Bro-ish Existentialism - Explore the meaninglessness of life through the lens of a particularly difficult ex.
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