html Bro-Romance: Alex vs. John

A Tale of Two Bros

Meet Alex, the Ace

Alex is a 6'3" 220lb behemoth of a man. He can bench press a small car and still has a 6-pack that's more definition than a geometry textbook.

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John, the Jock

John, on the other hand, is a 5'9" 180lb wallflower. He can barely deadlift his own ego and has a six-pack that's more like, well, two packs.