For the discerning gentleman who wants it all: the girl, the car, the yacht, the mansion, the 24k gold chain, the Instagram followers.
Here's how to do it right, or at least, as right as you can get.
1.1. Use a pickup line that hasn't been used since 2012.
1.2. Compliment her hair, even if it's just a hat.
1.3. Be overly interested in her "passions" and "hobbies".
1.4. Get a girl's number by pretending you're a famous person.
1.5. Use a fake name, it's like a superhero origin story, but with more hair gel.
2.1. Send her a bouquet of dead flowers, because who needs living ones?
2.2. Write her a poem, preferably about your ex.
2.3. Send her a care package with a nice "I'm watching you" vibe.
2.4. Show up to her workplace uninvited, but with a gift card.
2.5. Be that one guy who just won't leave her alone.
3.1. Be the king of the couch, but only when she's not there.
3.2. Show her that you're the real MVP.
3.3. Be that one guy who always has a "surprise" planned.
3.4. Tell her you're not a morning person, but you're willing to wake up for her.
3.5. Tell her you love her, even if you don't know her name.
Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do, we don't really care.