Bronze Bites FAQ
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What is Bronze Bites?
Bronze Bites are small, round, bite-sized morsels of bronze, served with a side of existential dread.
Is it edible?
No, Bronze Bites are not for eating. Or are they? We're still deciding.
Will it make me stronger?
Only in the sense that it'll give you a sense of existential dread. Try it, and you'll see.
Is it made of pure Bronze?
No. It's made of 99.9% bronze, with a dash of disappointment and a pinch of despair.