Bulk Bronze Discounts

Because you clearly have too much bronze in your life, we offer the following discounts:

10% off all bronze statues for customers who can recite the entire history of the Parthenon
20% off bronze-coated paperweight sets for customers who can prove they've ever been to a Renaissance faire
50% off bronze-plated toaster for customers who can show off their impressive mustache collection

Don't miss out on these amazing deals!