A: Because our team of highly-trained, highly-paid, highly-addicted-to-socks specialists decided it was a great idea.
Q: Are Bronze Socks made of actual bronze?
A: No, but they are made with the finest imported polyester and a dash of disappointment.
Q: What is the deal with the bright color scheme?
A: We wanted to blind our competitors with a flash of neon, and then sell them a pair of Bronze Socks.