Pledge of the Brotherhood of the Yellow-Clad Ones

I solemnly swear to wear yellow clothing at all times, even when it's impractical.

I will prioritize the comfort of my fellow yellow-clad brothers over the comfort of my own skin.

I will not remove my yellow socks, no matter how many socks I wear.

I will not eat any food that's not yellow, or has yellow food coloring.

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(Note: The Brotherhood of the Yellow-Clad Ones is a secret society of individuals who have pledged to wear yellow clothing at all times, often to make a statement, or to simply because they like the color yellow.)