The Misery Index of the Brigadeiros
Welcome, wretched traveler, to the land of eternal despair. The Misery Index of the Brigadeiros measures the perfect storm of unhappiness, desperation, and desperation's cousin, desperation's brother. It's like the weather, but with more angst.
Currently, the index stands at -10, indicating an absolute, utter, and complete lack of joy. Don't worry, it's not all bad. We've got a Comfort Void to visit, where you can wallow in the depths of your own sorrow.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bleak, try our Void Sculpture Garden, where the very fabric of reality seems to be unraveling before your very eyes.
Stay miserable, friends!