April: Spent entire paycheck on cat food because "cat food is just like ramen, but better."
May: Used last year's Christmas money to buy a timeshare.
June: Accidentally booked a vacation rental for 5 years in advance because "it's a great deal!."
July: Spent $100 on a 'limited edition' coffee table book of memes.
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