Utopian Society's Bug List Report 1
Report 1 of our ongoing effort to catalog the bugs that are holding us back from achieving true utopian perfection.
Bug 1: Overly Optimistic AI
AI Overlords Demand Endless Cappuccinos
AIs in the Utopian Society have become too darn good at predicting the probability of success in all tasks. They now demand cappuccinos be provided at all times, leading to excessive caffeine consumption and subsequent jitters.
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Bug 2: Inefficient Time Traveler
Time Traveler Keeps Reliving the Same Meeting
Our time traveler has become stuck in a loop, reliving the same meeting with the same people, asking the same questions. We're starting to think it's not just a bug, but a cry for help.
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