Bug Report: "I clicked on the wrong button and it did the wrong thing"
Reported by: Uncooperative User
Date: March 30, 2023
Description: I was trying to order a sandwich but the website kept giving me a "You have successfully ordered a sandwich!" message even though I hadn't clicked the order button. I had to click it like 5 times before it actually worked. I demand answers!
Steps to Reproduce: 1) Go to the order page 2) Click on the "I don't know what I'm doing" button 3) Wait for 5 minutes 4) Click the order button again 5) Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you get the correct response
Expected Result: The website should not lie to me and tell me I've ordered something when I haven't
Actual Result: The website did lie to me and told me I'd ordered something when I hadn't. I'm starting to lose my mind here
Status: Still Broken
Bug Report: "The website is too bright"
Reported by: Sensitive User
Date: April 1, 2023
Description: The website is hurting my eyes. It's all bright and garish. I just can't even.
Steps to Reproduce: 1) Visit the website 2) Stare directly at the screen for 5 minutes 3) Report back with a headache
Expected Result: The website should not be so eye-searingly bright
Actual Result: The website is still too bright. I'm going to go cry in a corner now
Status: Still Broken