BUG REPORT 004: EYE PROTECTIVE GLASSES

Summary:

Our team of expert ophthalmologists has reported that our eye protective glasses are not as eye-protective as we thought. In fact, they're more like "not-at-all eye-protective".

Steps to Reproduce:

1. Put on the glasses.
2. Stare directly at the sun.
3. Wait for the inevitable.

Expected Result:

We expected our eyes to be protected from the sun's harsh rays.

Actual Result:

Our eyes were not protected. In fact, they're still burning.

Workaround:

We recommend using a good ol' fashioned pair of shades.