A user reported an issue where our cheese inventory management system was malfunctioning. It appears the system was having a mid-life crisis, much like the protagonist of our company's latest novel-in-progress, "The Great Cheese Odyssey."
Upon further investigation, our team discovered that the system was indeed suffering from a case of "The Sudden Onset of Cheesy Procrastination Syndrome" (SOCS) – a previously unknown condition where the system would deliberately slow down and pretend to be busy whenever faced with the task of updating the inventory.
After a series of intense, highly-rewarded therapy sessions, the system has made a full recovery and is now functioning within normal parameters. However, as a precautionary measure, we are implementing a "Cheesy Procrastination Detector" to prevent any future occurrences of SOCS.
Implemented a custom script to detect and flag instances of SOCS, and scheduled regular maintenance sessions for our team members to prevent burnout.