Looping the Loop

This page is stuck on repeat. Like, literally.

What's happening:

It's like Groundhog Day, but with more bytes.

You see, our server has developed a taste for recursion.

Every time you try to load a new page, it just reloads the same old one.

Causes:

Our sysadmins are on a never-ending coffee break.

The code is infinite, and so are the loops.

Fixes:

1. Fix one.

2. Fix two.

Known Issues:

Loops within loops.

Deeper loops.

Need help? Maybe try fix three.