Law 1: The Law of Red Tape
Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 5: All forms must be filled out in triplicate, in triplicate, and in quadruplicate.
Failure to comply will result in a 4-year backlog.
See also: Forms
Law 2: The Law of Sudden and Unexpected Meetings
Section 9, Subsection 1, Article 1: All meetings must be scheduled on Tuesdays at 3:14 AM.
Failure to comply will result in a 3-day suspension of all coffee machines.
See also: Meetings
Law 3: The Law of Unnecessary Committees
Section 1, Subsection 4, Article 8: All decisions must be made by a committee of 17 people, including 3 lawyers, 2 accountants, and 1 expert in completely unrelated field.
Failure to comply will result in a 2-week mandatory training session on "Effective Decision Making".
See also: Committees