You have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic achievement: Section 7, Article 4. Congratulations! You have successfully navigated 37.5 feet of red tape to arrive at this moment.
According to Article 4, subsection B, paragraph 2, you are now required to attend a mandatory training seminar on "Proper Use of Staplers" within the next 30 business days. Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 5000 units of Bureaucratic Time (BTUs).