What Happens If I Refuse to Sign? (Again)

Well, you've done it again. Refused to sign, that is. We're talking bureaucratic red tape, folks. You know the drill.

According to our completely-not-made-up Departmental Regulation 345-B-2, subsection 3, paragraph 4, section 5, if you refuse to sign, you will be subject to the following consequences:

• Immediate and repeated questioning by a team of highly trained, yet slightly bored, government officials.
• Forced viewing of a 45-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of signing.
• Possible temporary relocation to a remote, undisclosed location for reeducation.
• Loss of access to all forms of entertainment, including but not limited to: Netflix, Hulu, and cat videos.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. Refusing to sign can lead to:

• The dreaded "Bureaucratic Loop" – where you are forced to sign, then sign again, then sign once more in perpetuity.
• Development of a rare and highly contagious case of "Bureaucratic Fatigue Syndrome" (BFS).
• Permanent deletion from all official records, making it impossible to prove your existence.

We hope this clears up any confusion, but let's be real, you're not going to refuse to sign, are you?

Disclaimer: The Departmental Red Tape Regulations are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to refuse to sign, as it will not actually have any consequences.