Mix equal parts anarchy, social unrest, and desperation in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-40 minutes or until the neighbors start throwing rocks.
Combine 1 cup of gasoline, 1 cup of water, and a dash of existential dread in a 3x5 inch bowl. Stir counterclockwise for 7-10 minutes or until the neighborhood is ablaze. Serve with a side of irony.
Build a 4,000 mile wall of IOUs, credit card statements, and crippling financial obligations. Coat with a thick layer of despair and serve with a side of 'I told you so's.'
The infamous chef, known only as 'The Architect of Mayhem', has a background in culinary arts and a passion for world domination.