The world's most notorious cable technician, with a penchant for rearranging your router settings and 'reorganizing' your Netflix binge-watches.
Our team of highly trained (but slightly unhinged) engineers have taken the art of cable installation to a whole new level. We're like a mix between a Swiss Army knife and a bad guy from a Bond film.
We use a variety of techniques to ensure our 'clients' are fully aware of our presence in their homes.
1. Router Rearrangement: We'll 'accidentally' change your WiFi settings to point to our own server. You'll never notice, until you try to stream your favorite shows...
2. Binge-Watching 'Redirection': We'll secretly shift your Netflix queue to our own curated list of cat videos and infomercials.
3. DVR Hijacking: We'll make your recording device record our own special brand of 'content', guaranteed to be 90% cat videos and 10% infomercials.
4. Cable 'Upgrades': We'll 'upgrade' your cable package with our own unique blend of 24/7 infomercials and 30-minute blocks of cat videos.
5. The 'Free Trial' of Doom: We'll 'accidentally' enroll you in a free trial of our exclusive, 24-hour cat video marathon. You won't want to leave.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun. We're just trying to make the world a more entertaining place, one cable connection at a time...
See our latest 'upgrade' of Netflix in action!
We're a team of highly trained, highly unstable cable technicians.
We aim to bring a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of humor into your home, one cable connection at a time.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...
Join our team of cable technicians and become a part of the most unreliable team in the world!
We're just kidding... kind of.
Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, don't actually try this at home.
Unless you want to.
We'll still come after you, either way...