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Our Subsidiary Cafes' Privacy Policy: Because You're Worth It

In a world where the average coffee costs more than a human kidney, we understand the importance of safeguarding your personal info.

Our Subsidiary Cafes is committed to protecting your privacy, because we're not just overcharging you for a cup of coffee, we're actually invested in our customers.

We collect your data for the following purposes:

• Your IP address, because we need to know who's been sipping on our $20 lattes.
• Your email, to send you special offers on our $50 artisanal donut selection.
• Your browsing history, to tailor our ads to your exact tastes in overpriced coffee.

Don't worry, we'll never share your info with anyone, except our lawyers, who need it for our annual reports.

By using our overpriced coffee services, you agree to our terms of service, which are conveniently located here.

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