Cam-9000 Cookie Policy: Because We're Lurking

We, Cam-9000, use cookies for a variety of reasons, most of which are probably to sell you more ads for our parent company, ZorgCorp.

Our cookies are used to:

• Track your every move on our site
• Identify you as a unique snowflake (or not)
• Suggest products you might like (based on your questionable life choices)

How do we use your data?

We'll use your data to:

• Share it with our partners (the ones who pay us to do so)
• Sell it on the black market (just kidding, we're totally not doing that)
• Analyze it for our internal research purposes (read: figuring out how to make more ads)

For more information on how we use cookies, please see our Cookie Policy page. Or don't, we really don't care.

How to opt-out (just kidding)

We don't actually care if you opt-out or not. Our lawyers said we have to include this link here, but we know you won't be clicking it.

Thanks for visiting Cam-9000, where we're always watching you, but only because we have to.

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