Cam-9000: Because your air conditioning system is just too boring.
Caused 3 times this week: spontaneous combustion, a fire in the break room, and a mysterious rash.
Side effects may include: excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion, and/or the feeling of mild annoyance.
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Do not attempt to use it as a real air conditioning unit.
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