Recipe 001: The Carrot of Power

Gather 3 Carrots of Unyielding Vigor

Peel and segment the carrots, then toss with olive oil, garlic, and a pinch of moonstone dust (patent pending). Roast at 375°F for 20-25 minutes or until slightly charred.

Tasting Notes:

Slightly sweet, with hints of smugness and a hint of 'you-just-ate-too-many-carrots-and-now-you-feel-like-reading-a-philosophical-essay-about-the-meaning-of-life'.

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