Recipe #2: The Carrot-nado Cake of Chaos

Warning: this recipe is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong stomach and a willingness to face the absurd.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of mayhem
• 2 cups of unrelenting chaos
• 1/2 cup of shredded cheese (optional)
• 1 tablespoon of utter despair

Instructions:

1. Mix the mayhem with unrelenting chaos until a thick, impenetrable paste forms.
2. Add shredded cheese, if desired, to give the mixture a tangy, existential dread.
3. Bake in a 9x13 inch pan, or until the mixture has achieved a state of utter collapse.
4. Decorate with a sprinkle of hopelessness, and serve immediately.

Side effects of consuming this cake may include:

• Nausea
• Regret
• Existential dread

For more recipes like this, visit:

• Recipe #1: The Carrot-nado Cake of Confusion
• The Carrot-nado Cake of Despair (a.k.a. The Cake of Unrelenting Sadness)