Are you tired of your cat's constant demands for food, affection, and worship? Do you want to teach your feline overlord a lesson? Look no further than Cat Napping 101!
Cat napping is a delicate art that requires finesse, patience, and a willingness to risk being woken up at 3am for "snacks." But don't worry, our expert instructors will guide you through the process, from initial planning to final escape.
Unit 1: Identifying Suspects: How to Tell if Your Cat is a Good Candidate for Napping
Unit 2: Choosing the Perfect Napping Site: A Guide to Feline Hideaways
Unit 3: Napping with Style: Techniques for the Modern Feline Abductee
And more! Don't let your cat rule you. Take control. Enroll now and start napping like a pro!