Fail Derby Rules

Official Guide to Catastrophic Racing

Rule 1: Always Crash into the First Turn

Learn more about the art of intentional spinning out.

Rule 2: Use Your Opponent's Car as a Personal Safety Net

Discover the joy of using your rival's vehicle as a makeshift airbag.

Rule 3: Ignore the Flagman's Instructions

Find out why flagmen are just overrated.

Rule 4: Drive with Your Eyes Closed

Learn the ancient art of 'blind driving'.

Rule 5: Stare at Your Rival with Intensity

Discover the benefits of aggressive stare-downs.